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Strange family…

 
“Facebook Family?” Are you kidding me? OK, so I have to admit that I’m a little late to this whole “Facebook” thing, so it’s possible that I didn’t get the memo. Or the e-mail. Hell, I must have missed the phone call too. You know the one I’m talking about.  Where someone made it ok for people to share all of their deep dark secrets to a group of folks that either don’t really know them well enough for it to be ok with revealing the stuff that they do, or who don’t really care. The only way for me to explain this very odd phenomenon is to believe that someone (maybe the Facebook Gods from on high) must have made the proclamation that “You may now go forth and tell the world about your bladder infection, or the fact that you’ve lost your home to raging flood waters, or that your mommy never really loved you…” Hard to imagine a burning bush uttering such madness, but anything is possible.

Are folks really taking the whole “Facebook Family” concept literally? How can you possibly be comfortable sharing such personal information with this fake family that exists on the web? I’ve seen folks share life details with the world that I’d be hesitant to share with folks that are extremely close to me; they just put it out there with no shame or hesitation. Really? And that seems like a good idea? Maybe they should invest in a good therapist if they need to publicly display their demons…

And I guess I need to mention the whole other line of folks who just share the random and useless factoids of their lives as though everyone else really cares. So what if you are bored and waiting at the DMV. Or just bought the prettiest new shoes that you’ve ever seen. Or you had a difficult ATM transaction at the bank. Or the fact that you overslept today. In your world of pink skies and blue unicorns, as you prepare to post this useless trivia, are you really envisioning that someone in the universe really cares? Has your mind really done such fantastic mental gymnastics that you believe somone really wants to read that crap? Not quite sure that the creators of Facebook envisioned all of this…

I’m just saying…


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